The Deep Labyrinth
Formerly a cell phone game
It should have stayed one

Nonsensical tale
About a boy and his dog
Not in Kansas now

Terrible graphics
Bodies that stretch and deform
Primitive textures

Swing your sword, hero
Just do it with the touch screen
Sometimes you will hit

Magic, just as bad
Obviously made for phone
Tap dots to throw ice

Then the characters
A giant platypus and
Sherry Birkin guest

Allies heal, always
Their help is oft unneeded
They help anyway

Villains, generic
Skeletons, slimes, and more
Everyone a bore

Music, saving grace
Mitsuda throws tunes deftly
Rock, classical, yay

But a clumsy game
And terrible visuals
Drag this down, way down

FPRPG
The genre can work, I know
This time, it didn't