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Earth Defense Force 2025 review for PS3, Xbox 360

Platform: PS3
Also On: Xbox 360
Publisher: D3Publisher
Developer: Sandlot
Medium: Digital/Disc
Players: 1-4
Online: Yes
ESRB: M

I've never been big on stealth in games. Given the choice between charging headlong into battle, Kratos-style, or skulking about in the shadows, a la Thief or Deux Ex, I'll go with God of War every time. (In fact, sometimes I go with that even when it's not a choice, which explains why I'm not very good at stealth games.)

This is why the Earth Defense Force series has long been one of my favourites, and why I'm so in love with Earth Defense Force 2025. I mean, you're given access to shotguns, rocket launcher and grenades (among other things), and you're told to go kill every bug and giant robot in your way. EDF 2025 is the exact opposite of stealth, and every moment I played it was pure joy. And not joy in the Tearaway, Creation-is-so-wonderful-la-di-da sense, either — rather, I mean joy in the "I blowed that buildin' up reeeeeal good!" kind of way.

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In fairness, of course, there is some strategy to the game. You need to know which weapons work best in which levels — a fact I learned all too well the first time I attempted to use an overpowered rocket launcher inside a small cave. Further, you need to know the proper angles for using certain weapons, lest you happen to fire a missile at a building that's a little to close, thereby launching yourself — or, rather, your corpse — hundreds of feet into the air.

Really, though, EDF 2025 is all about using immense firepower to level everything in your path. And when it gets that right — as it does most of the time — it is freaking awesome. Every explosion of green and purple and red that accompanies the destruction of another bug; every city block I completely destroyed; every time I launched bits of bug hurtling off into space: all of these things left me cackling with glee.

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Of course, it's the B-movie touches that have always elevated EDF games to the level of must-play, and EDF 2025 is no different. Like previous games, the buildings in EDF's alternate universe shatter rather than explode, and it's as hilariously wonderful to watch the hundredth time it happens as it is the first. Similarly, I love the dialogue in this game; whether it's the breathless reports coming in over the radio of the most inane, irrelevant things, or the bizarre lines uttered over and over by your EDF squadmates, every time anyone speaks in this game, you get the sense that the writers who translated the game into English do so without ever having heard actual English sentences before in their lives. In particular, kudos go out to whoever decided that the EDF needed a song of their own set to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" — it's gloriously stupid, gloriously cheesy stuff.

Now, there are some joyless souls out there who may say that EDF 2025 doesn't fall into the category of "so bad it's great", but, rather, is simply bad. That the gameplay is repetitive. That the plot is nonsensical. That the graphics are awful. And to those people, all I have to say is…

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Well, duh. While I'd probably argue about the graphics (because seriously, those giant spiders give me the heebie-jeebies), in all other respects, I'd have to say that EDF 2025 is essential precisely because it doesn't aspire to be anything more than it is. It wants to be a '50s-style monster movie, and it succeeds at that, time and time and time again. It's a game that's never about anything more than having a blast (and, of course, blowing up bugs, space robots and buildings) — what more could anyone want?

Grade: A-


Earth Defense Force 2025 - Playstation 3 (Video Game)

Manufacturer: D3 Publisher
ESRB Rating: Mature
Platform: PlayStation 3
Genre: shooter-action-game-genre

Eight years ago, a league of hardcore, gun-slinging heroes recovered humanity from the brink of extinction. But if you thought humankind could once again sleep soundly, you were deeply mistaken. Yes, the Ravagers were dispelled from the Earth's surface, but far beneath our cities and streets, a new breed of threat was evolving. And it's about to be unleashed. Giant insects and aliens are invading the planet again, but this time, from deep within its own core. An evolved enemy demands evolved heroes.

The long awaited sequel that hardcore shooter fans demanded, Earth Defense Force2025 is an action shooting bonanza that arms players to repel the most terrifying invasion of giant aliens and ravagers the world has ever seen. Equip hundreds of weapons across four character classes; exterminate menacing creatures of all sizes, and save the world! Eight years since the defeat of the alien invasion and the destruction of the Mothership, civilization recovered most of the prosperity it once had. But a new catastrophe falls upon Earth once again. In 2025 a new state of emergency arises as giant aliens and insects are discovered deep underground. The Ravagers have evolved, and are stronger than ever. The Earth Defense Force must now stand up to these terrifying creatures to save humanity once more!

Four new soldier classes with multiple armor power-ups All-new vehicles to command and control Battle it out with gamers around the globe in online international multiplayer modes
List Price:$49.99 USD
New From:$14.99 USD In Stock
Used from:$12.90 USD In Stock